Rog

Full Name: Thomas Rogthaniel Maton III

Leader of the Badnix

Mini-Boss of Wood World

Lowly enemy monster who climbed the ranks – now the face of the war effort against the nefarious enemy-stomping Kevin. A walking ball of idealism & anxiety!

Perry

Full Name: Perry Boltcrusher

Rog's oldest, least trustworthy friend. Has a checkered past that left him with a criminal record and a lot of extra coins. Kind of a jerk!

Arika

Full Name: Arika Nidd

Lead Strategist

A brilliant young enemy raised from birth to be a maniacal supervillain. Formerly Rogs rival, now more of a friendly nemesis.

Sluri

Lvl. 50 Black Mage

A humble, overlooked slime who's tried to prove herself by becoming a wizard and a powerful fighter. Currently proving herself by fighting in the World Warriors tournament.

Ted

Full Name: Theodore R36Y

Team Medic

Formerly a simple medical robot, his unassuming programming hides a well of cunning & wisdom. May be dating Sluri.

Darrk

Full Name: Darrk Vladicles Badfang

Actual Name: Derek

A brooding vampire assassin with amnesia, a cool sword, and a dark past. Basically, an eternal teenager living out his edgy grimdark fantasies.

Rose

Full Name: Rose Waters

Junior Naval Combat Officer

A perennial fanfic writer & Rog's #1 fangirl. One of the few dozen Junior Minions that Rog's hired since the Badnix hit the big time.

Kevin

Player One

Easily distracted human who crossed dimensions to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend… though he seems more interested in collecting treasure & hopping on hapless monster victims.

Hud

Talking Animal Sidekick

Kevin's companion and guide. Secretly a powerful entity who is influencing Kevin to destroy the worlds the Badnix call home, for reasons yet unclear.

King Metafoblin

Final Boss

Boss of Dark World

Head of the Power Council

Surprisingly chill tyrannical overlord. Set off the current war by kidnapping Kevin's girlfriend, which led to the Badnix driving him into exile. Gradually working his way back into power with the help of his secret council.

Charlotte

Full Name: Charlotte Nidd

Boss of Ghost World

Councilor of Secrets

A sinister spymaster & close supporter of the King. Arika is her daughter; the two have had a falling out since Arika threw her support in with the Badnix.

Alien Master

Boss of Future World

Councilor of Science

Another boss from a powerful world who supports the King. Master of cutting-edge science & technology, and surprisingly sassy for an alien cyborg.

Kashmir

Lv. 75 Wind Mage

Councilor of Magiks

A jaded, pragmatic magic user in Metafoblin's employ. Their no doubt lengthy and sordid backstory remains unknown.

Scourge McDoom

Captain of Industry

Councilor of Commerce

A demon capitalist who bankrolls Metafoblin's schemes with a giant safe full of inherited wealth. Probably the most evil character in the comic.

H. Pryma

A.K.A. The Strategy Guide

Councilor of Strategy

A strange, possibly omniscient human-like being offering tips & tricks which are occasionally relevant or useful. Seems to be Metafoblin's equivalent of Hud – the two may be related.

Number

ERROR: UNHANDLED EXCEPTION

Hud's brother, a corrupted, reality-warping being who wants to destroy the universe. Currently trapped in the 7 "Chaos Stars", items that Rog and Metafoblin have mutually agreed to keep under lock and key.

Bugs

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Chaos elementals with the ability to break down reality, duplicate items, clip through walls, etc. Drawn to Number like, er, moths to a flame.

Sawdust

Challenger from Wood World

Veteran competitior in the World Warriors tournament… who's never won a single match. Despite that, he's become an expert in matters of competitive fighting (or at least the theory of it).

Rivalia

Lv. 52 Black Mage

Full Name: Rivalia Weatherpattern

Another wizard from Sluri's magic school who's shown up to fight at the World Warriors tournament. Seems to have a grudge against Sluri and slimes in general.

Kelly

Kevin's captive girlfriend, the face who launched a thousand airships. Still being held by the King. Seems to have gotten fed up with waiting to be rescued.

Mr. Fir

Boss of Wood World

A tree with a face, formerly Rog's boss. Runs his under-funded world with a certain jaded, seen-it-all apathy. Ultimately a decent guy.

Thomas Maton I

Legendary Enemy

Rog's idolized grandfather, a member of the King's vanguard during the Arcade Wars. Lingers as a ghost so that his (very outdated) wisdom might benefit future generations.

Tom Maton Jr.

Ace Attorney

Rog's father, a lawyer who defends enemies injured on the job. Has a major chip on his shoulder about his father's (and son's) adventuresome careers.

Marigold Boltcrusher

Perry's younger sister. Lives on a farm in Food World with her robot husband and possibly-cyborg son. Seems to be getting on with her life.

Calcinder

Boss of Fire World

League of Bosses Chairman

Rog's contact in the League of Bosses, a democratic council that formed since Metafoblin's fall from grace. Responsible & agreeable fellow, though he has a fiery (HAHA) temper.

Wave King

Boss of Beach World

AKA The Crusty Sea Captain

A crusty sea captain. May also be a member of the Boss Council, the warden of a sunken labyrinth, and a genius inventor. Definitely crusty, though.

Cap'n Redgebeard

A corporate-minded pirate from Beach World who has crossed cutlasses with the Badnix more than once. His body may or may not be ready (and/or deceased).

Mina Desuka

Journalism Major

A doe-eyed roving reporter stuck doing fluff pieces about the Badnix for the Channel 64 network. Wishes she was doing real journalism.

Alloy

Lv. ?? Black Mage

Mysterious slime wizard who studied under the same masters as Sluri. Served as the King's understudy, and may have deliberately allowed his & Sluri's homeworld to be destroyed. Currently AWOL.

The Bug Mob

Crime family that exploited Bugs to cause trouble during the Beta Age. Ex-members include Perry's parents (who died in a gang conflict), and Perry (who joined to rob them blind). The few remaining members are robots, hardcoded to remain loyal to the end.

Future Perry

Time travelling future version of Perry who occasionally shows up to alter history. May be trying to prevent something horrible. May also just be gratifying his own nostalgia by collecting pogs and watching old TV shows.