About Alloy

Posted on Aug.5.2013 by clay

METAL SLURI HAS JOINED THE FRAY! And he brought with him… kind of a giant plot dump. Okay, in case anyone’s getting lost, here are some extra-special *story notes* –

You should remember the King and Kelly! They’ve been around since the very first strip.
…but just about everyone serving the King does not realize he has kidnapped Kelly. Or that her kidnapping incited the war with Kevin.
Just about everyone.
Sluri ditched out on her mage training and left her home world to escape anti-slime prejudice. Alloy did the same thing and was apparently corrupted by the allure of evil magics. People are still talking about it!
Rog does not in fact have hands.

(Fun fact: the character Alloy has actually shown up once before this story! If anyone is actually able to locate that strip, they will receive a tremendous internet high-five from yours truly.)

-CC

Enemy Atlas #1: Wood World

Posted on Jul.30.2013 by clay

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So! You’ve been accepted into the proud ranks of the ENEMY CORPS. Good on you, soldier! You now represent the interests of the great and terrible FOBLIN EMPIRE, both at home and further away. In the coming months, you’ll learn what it means to SERVE AND OBSTRUCT, to interject oneself into the trap-filled Rube Goldberg device that is an Enemy’s STAGE. “DON’T TREAD ON ME,” says the Enemy to the WORLD – “OR, IF YOU DO, YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT MY PATTERN FIRST AND MAYBE EVEN GET PERHAPS KIND OF HURT WHILE DOING SO.”

But! In which WORLD will you be serving? There are as many as SIXTEEN (16) Worlds united under the banner of the mighty KING METAFOBLIN. Sixteen parallel fiefdoms, connected only by WARP ZONES, each with its own rewards, challenges, and delightfully flamboyant themes. Just how are you supposed to make this career decision fresh out of UNIVERSITY, ENEMY VOCATIONAL ACADEMY, the IMPERIALLY-SANCTIONED ROBOTICS FACTORY of YOUR CONSTRUCTION, or a licensed SPAWNING POOL/CRATER?

You are in luck! The ROYAL ADVERSARIAL ACADEMY of SOUTHERN FOOD WORLD has compiled these pamphlets to help you make your choice.

Turn the page to learn about World 1 – WOOD WORLD.

Pages: 1 2 3

Guest Comic!!

Posted on Jul.5.2013 by clay

Much gratitude to Ruby Rawlins for the sweet guest comic. I was so psyched to see these characters get turned into pixel art! It seems like a good fit for a bunch of guys who are supposed to be culled from an old video game, oddly enough.

Ruby has a tumblr that hosts all kinds of pixel art and monsters and cool stuff in that vein. Be a pal and check it out!

Anyway. New story starts on Monday! Be there, or be… somewhere else, I guess. Not holding a gun to your head. But seriously, do be there.

– CC

Coming Attractions

Posted on Jul.1.2013 by clay

I’m still trying to gain some ground on the next storyline, so (as I said before) this week’s going to be more padding. However, seeing as I’m out of clever (cough) ideas for beach filler, I’ll be winging it with some low-effort one shots instead. Hooray!

As a reward for your patience – here’s a preview of things to come:

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– CC