Enemy Atlas #1: Wood World

So! You’ve been accepted into the proud ranks of the ENEMY CORPS. Good on you, soldier! You now represent the interests of the great and terrible FOBLIN EMPIRE, both at home and further away. In the coming months, you’ll learn what it means to SERVE AND OBSTRUCT, to interject oneself into the trap-filled Rube Goldberg device that is an Enemy’s STAGE. “DON’T TREAD ON ME,” says the Enemy to the WORLD – “OR, IF YOU DO, YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT MY PATTERN FIRST AND MAYBE EVEN GET PERHAPS KIND OF HURT WHILE DOING SO.”

But! In which WORLD will you be serving? There are as many as SIXTEEN (16) Worlds united under the banner of the mighty KING METAFOBLIN. Sixteen parallel fiefdoms, connected only by WARP ZONES, each with its own rewards, challenges, and delightfully flamboyant themes. Just how are you supposed to make this career decision fresh out of UNIVERSITY, ENEMY VOCATIONAL ACADEMY, the IMPERIALLY-SANCTIONED ROBOTICS FACTORY of YOUR CONSTRUCTION, or a licensed SPAWNING POOL/CRATER?

You are in luck! The ROYAL ADVERSARIAL ACADEMY of SOUTHERN FOOD WORLD has compiled these pamphlets to help you make your choice.

Turn the page to learn about World 1 – WOOD WORLD.